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“Perfect Day!!” • February 14, 2006

It doesn’t hurt just to dream!!

Two gorgeous blondes from the same office were having lunch together.  Around bites of her club sandwich, the first said to the second, “I was lying in bed last night thinking about what it would take to make an absolutely perfect day.”

The second blond asks, “Oh yeah? So what did you decide? How would your perfect day start?”

The first said, “Well — first I’d sleep in late in my lovely bed in my lovely country house far from all the city traffic and noise — and then I’d walk downstairs to my lovely breakfast room wearing my lovely dressing gown — and then sit down to have a lovely cup of coffee brought to me by my lovely maid as I gazed out upon my lovely garden.”

“Sounds pretty good!  What else?”

“Well — I’d just relax there in the breakfast room sipping away on my gourmet blend and enjoy the perfection of everything.  My son’s picture would be on the front of the Wheaties cereal box — my daughter’s picture would be on the cover of Business Week.” She winked and continued, “And my boyfriend would be on the cover of Playgirl!”

“Sounds even better!!  But what about your husband?”

“His picture would be on the back of the milk carton!!!”

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