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|“Change of Heart!!” • February 18, 2006|
Sometimes you just gotta re-evaluate things!!
My Dearest Darling John,
I have been feeling terrible ever since I broke off our engagement! I can’t sleep — I can’t eat — all I do is cry all day long!! I know I can never love anyone as much as I love you! You are so special to me that I know I could never marry anyone else. I beg you to forgive me and to take me back into your arms and heart!! Please, please, please can’t we start over?? I love you so very, very much and my life will never be the same without you!!!! Please let me be YOUR gorgeous blonde again!!!!!
With all my heart,
PS — By the way — Congratulations on winning the lottery!!
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