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“Corporate Switcheroo!!” • February 18, 2006

There should be an open season on wise guys!!


A gorgeous young blond fresh out of school goes to work in a large corporation.  She’s very aggressive and is really working hard to move up within the company.  One Friday night after work, her boss, Mrs. Smith dies of a heart attack.  The blond gets wind of her passing and intends to make the most of the situation!!

SO — Monday morning she is ‘guarding’ the door to the office waiting for the department Vice-President.  As he steps out of the elevator, the blond dashes up to him and says, “Good Morning, Sir.  There was a real tragedy over the weekend — Mrs. Smith died of a heart attack!  And — well — I hope you don’t think this is too rude or morbid or pushy or anything — but — I was wondering if I could take her place?”

The Vice-President looks the blond over thoughtfully, then shrugs, “It’s OK with me if it’s OK with the undertaker.”


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