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|“A Real Eye Opener!!” • February 22, 2006|
It seems a very logical question to me!
A brunette woke up one Saturday morning, lounged in bed for a while, then went out and retrieved the morning newspaper.
AND suddenly her eyes flew wide open!! She looked at the obituaries and saw her own face and name at the top!!!!
She frantically called her best friend, a gorgeous blond, to tell her that the paper had made a mistake.
When the blond answered, the brunette said excitedly, “Did you see the morning newspaper? Did you see my obituary notice?!?!?”
The blond hesitated for a long moment then said, “Yeah — I saw it — and uh — exactly WHERE are you calling from?”
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