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|“Porcine Predicament!!” • February 22, 2006|
I’m sure at least one end was correct!!
A gorgeous blond coed gets a part time job working as a waitress in a diner near her college. One night a really grumpy old guy comes in and complains and Complains and COMPLAINS about everything!! Nothing pleases him and he gives the blond no end of grief.
After she served him his entree of pork chops, he called her back loudly after he cut into them. He held up a piece of meat on the end of his fork, “Look at this!! Just look at this!!! Do you call this PIG??”
The gorgeous blond innocently asked, “Which end of the fork am I suppose to look at, Sir?”
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