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|“Funeral Perspectives!!” • February 22, 2006|
Sounds like a very good idea to me!!!
Three friends, a gorgeous blond, a brunette, and a redhead, are having lunch together. The conversation takes a morbid turn and they start talking about funerals.
The redhead says, “I hope that when I’m lying in the casket that everyone says that I was always fair even though I always stood up for my rights.”
The brunette says, “I hope that when I’m lying in the casket that everyone says what a good job I always did and how hard I worked at everything.”
Then the blond says, “I hope that when I’m lying in the casket that everyone says, ‘Look!! She’s moving!!!’”
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