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|“Clever Old Guy!!” • February 22, 2006|
Hope his wife understood!!
A knock your socks off gorgeous blond is shopping in the local grocery store when an old guy comes up to her and says, “Young Lady, you are the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my entire life!! Would you mind if I talked to you for a moment?”
The blond was a little taken back and didn’t know quite what to say or do. But before she could answer, the old guy continued, “You see, Miss, I’ve lost my wife somewhere within all these aisles and have not had any luck in locating her. However, she always appears the instant I stop to talk to a pretty girl — so — Ahhh! Here she comes now!
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