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|“Cinematic Progress!!” • February 22, 2006|
I wonder what a ticket cost back then??
A really old guy goes to the movies for the first time in many, many years. Once inside, he stops to get popcorn and is appalled that it cost him $4.00!! He complains loudly to the gorgeous blond behind the concession counter, “This is outrageous, Young Lady!! $4.00 for a bag of popcorn?!? I used to go to the movies all the time and popcorn was only a nickel!!!”
The blond smiled sweetly, “Times have changed a little, Sir. But I think you’re gonna be pleasantly surprised — in fact, the movies even have sound now!!”
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