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|“Riotous Shoe Sale!!” • February 22, 2006|
Very perilous occupation!!
An exclusive shoe store is gonna have a fabulous once in a lifetime shoe sale! The boutique doesn’t open until 9:00, but by 8:30 practically every girl in town is packed up against the doors twenty or more deep. A gorgeous blond shows up and starts trying to make her way to the front.
She gets yelled at, shoved, hit over the head with purses, kicked, and is finally forced out of the seething crowd. She tries again but this time all the girls just pick her up and toss her now unconscious body back into the street.
A second gorgeous blond runs up just at that moment and screams, “STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! Oh my gosh — Look what you’ve done!!”
Suddenly concerned over their rash actions, one girl in the crowd says, “Do you think we’ll get in trouble with the police?”
The second blond says, “Honey, it’s even worse than that — she’s the store owner!!!!”
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