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|“Hair Apparent!!” • February 22, 2006|
Never mess with a blond, even a little one!!
A very gorgeous, (and very young,) blond is sitting at the kitchen table drinking her juice and talking with her mother. “Why is my hair different than yours, Mommy?”
“It’s because you’re a blond and I’m a brunette.”
“Will I always be a blond?”
“Your hair color is natural, so yes, you’ll always be a blond.”
“Are you sure it won’t change? Weren’t you a blond when you were little?”
“No, I’ve always been a brunette. Why did you think I might have been a blond, Darling?”
The little girl pointed to her mom’s hair, “Because I though maybe you still had a few blond hairs left.”
“Those aren’t blond hairs — they’re gray hairs.” The mother figured she could get some productive mileage out of the situation, so she continued, “You get those gray hairs when you get older and have children. Every time your child misbehaves, you get another gray hair. So you’d better always be a good little girl if you don’t want me to get anymore.”
The gorgeous little blond thinks this revelation over for a minute then says, “Shame on you, Mommy!!! Grandma’s hair is ALL gray!!!”
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