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|“It’s a Miracle!!” • February 26, 2006|
Or then again, maybe it’s not!!
A gorgeous blond coed goes to the doctor and says, “You’ve got to help me, Doctor. I’ve had all these weird craving for strange food. And I’ve started putting on weight. And I feel sick almost every morning.”
The doctor examines her, then says, “Young Lady, there is no doubt — you’re pregnant.”
The blond is stunned, “But Doctor, that is impossible!! Totally impossible!! I can’t be pregnant — I’ve never done anything to get pregnant — never!! I’ve never even let a man kiss me!! It’s impossible!!”
The doctor stands up and moves over to the window and silently looks out.
After about five minutes, the blond says, “Why are you just looking out the window, Doctor?”
“Well, young lady, the last time this happened a star appeared in the east with three wise men following it. I don’t want to miss anything!!”
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