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|“Miracle Drugs!!” • February 26, 2006|
You gotta do whatever it takes!!
A gorgeous blond coed goes to her doctor and says that she hasn’t been feeling well for a few weeks. He examines her and runs a serious of tests. After everything is completed, he disappears back in his office for a long time, then finally comes out with a half dozen bottles of different colored pills. He says that these are samples that have been given him by the drug salesmen. He explains to the blond when to take each pill during the day and that each must be taken with a full 8 ounce glass of water.
“And this will make me feel better, Doctor?”
“Absolutely! Just make sure that you take all the pills each day and always with a full glass of water.”
After the blond leaves, the doctor’s nurse steps into the examining room and grins, “What on Earth are you doing? I saw you in your office separating the jelly beans by color. What are you up to now?”
The doctor grins back at her, “I figured this was the best way to make sure she took her medicine.”
“What medicine? The jelly beans?”
“NO — the water! She’s not drinking enough of it!!”
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