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|“Mountain Pool!” • February 26, 2006|
There really, REALLY should be a law against guys!
A gorgeous blond is hiking through the countryside and comes upon a really beautiful mountain pool beside a quaint little farm. The day has been long, hot, and tiring so she decides to have a little swim to relax. She looks carefully around, then undresses for a little skinny dipping treat!
Just as she’s about to dive into the water, the farm owner that had been hiding in the bushes all along watching her yells out, “No Swimming! You can’t swim in the pool!”
The blond yells back indignantly, “You could have told me that before I undressed!”
The farmer yells back, “I said you can’t swim here — but I have no objections at all to you being undressed!”
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