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|“Interrupted Train Trip!!” • February 26, 2006|
He’s definitely got a valid point!!
A gorgeous blond takes a trip on a train that winds across the southwestern desert. After they have been enroute for an hour, one of the two locomotives breaks down, but the second locomotive continues to pull them along although at a somewhat slower speed. However, an hour later, the second engine also fails and they gradually slow to a stop in the middle of nowhere.
The blond stops the conductor and asks what’s going on. The conductor replies, “Well, ma’am we’ve lost both engines and are likely to be stuck her for a couple of hours. But we’ve radioed back to the depot and helps is on the way.”
The blond says, “This is really crummy! I can’t believe I’m stranded out here!”
The conductor retorts, “Look at the bright side, Honey — be glad you didn’t fly!”
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