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|“New Driver!!” • February 26, 2006|
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The sixteen year old gorgeous blond had just passed her driver’s test and was the proud possessor of a brand new license!! Woo-Hoo!!!
As soon as she got home, she invited her family for her “maiden voyage.” She was surprised when her parents got in the back seat and told her younger brother to take the front passenger seat. No sooner than she got out of the driveway, she heard her mom whining, “Are we there yet! I have to go to the bathroom!!”
A few seconds later, her father said, “SHE’s looking at me!!”
And then her mom says, “I’m gonna tell!! And you’re gonna get a spanking!!”
And then her father starts kicking the back of the blonde’s seat.
At the first stop light, the blond turns around and says, “How do you expect me to drive like this? Will you two please stop it!”
Her parents both grin back at her and her father says, “Not a chance, Honey!! We’ve got sixteen years of this to get even with you!!”
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