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“Singles Bar, #1!” • November 6, 2005

How to avoid unwanted attention when you’re a really hot blond!


Guy »

“Haven’t we met before?”

Blond »

“Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

 

Guy »

“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Blond »

“Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

 

Guy »

“Is this seat empty?”

Blond »

“Yes — and this one will be too if you sit down.”

 

Guy »

“Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”

Blond »

“Do Not Enter.”

 

Guy »

“So, do you come here often?”

Blond »

“No, once has already been too much.”

 

Guy »

“Can I buy you a drink?”

Blond »

“Only if you have one with me — I’m drinking cyanide.”

 

Guy »

“So, wanna go back to my place?”

Blond »

“Well, I don’t know — will two people fit under your rock?”

 

Guy »

“Your place or mine?”

Blond »

“Both — you go to yours — I’ll go to mine.”

 

Guy »

“I’d like to call you.  What’s your number?”

Blond »

“It’s in the phone book.”

 

Guy »

“But I don’t know your name.”

Blond »

“That’s in the phone book, too.”

 

Guy »

“Then what’s your cell number?”

Blond »

“It was F4269NW — but I’m out on parole now.”

 

Guy »

“So what do you do for a living?”

Blond »

“I’m a female impersonator.”

 

Guy »

“What sign were you born under?”

Blond »

“No Parking.”

 

Guy »

“How do you like your eggs in the morning?”

Blond »

“Unfertilized.”

 

Guy »

“Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason.”

Blond »

“Yeah!  Let’s pick up some hot chicks!”

 

Guy »

“I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.”

Blond »

“You mean you’ve really a woman?”

 

Guy »

“I know how to please a woman.”

Blond »

“Then please leave me alone.”


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