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“Singles Bar, #2!” • November 6, 2005

A few more tips for all you hot gals!


Guy »

“So, do you live around here?”

Blond »

“Yeah, I can’t move to another state until I finish my parole.”

 

Guy »

“You’re way too classy to be in a crummy place like this.”

Blond »

“That’s the same think I keep telling my pimp.”

 

Guy »

“I want to give myself to you.”

Blond »

“Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

 

Guy »

“I love your perfume — it reminds me of Paris in the spring.”

Blond »

“I love your after shave — it reminds me of summer back on the hog farm.”

 

Guy »

“I can tell that you want me.”

Blond »

“You’re so right.  I want you to leave — quickly!”

 

Guy »

“If I could see you naked, I’d die happy

Blond »

“And if I saw you naked, I’d die laughing.”

 

Guy »

“Hey cutie, how about you and I hitting the hot spots?”

Blond »

“Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”

 

Guy »

“Your body is like a temple.”

Blond »

“Sorry, there are no services today.”

 

Guy »

“I’d go through anything for you.”

Blond »

“Good!  Let’s start with your bank account, credit cards, and life savings.”

 

Guy »

“I would go to the end of the world for you.”

Blond »

“Yes, but would you stay there?

 

Guy »

“Do you believe in love at first sight?”

Blond »

“Yes, but only at the animal rescue center.”

 

Guy »

“I’ll bet I know why you’re here.”

Blond »

“Really? Then tell me — have you seen any cute guys around?”

 

Guy »

“Aren’t you a movie star? I think I saw your picture in a magazine.”

Blond »

“Aren’t you a most wanted felon? I think I saw your picture in the post office.”

 

Guy »

“I go to the gym three days a week.”

Blond »

“I know — you posed for all the ‘before’ pictures.”

 

Guy »

“You remind me of my first wife — she was a gorgeous blond, too.”

Blond »

“You remind me of my first husband — he’s been dead for a year, too.”

 

Guy »

“Wanna step out for a breath of fresh air?”

Blond »

“It won’t do any good unless your breath stays in here.”

 

Guy »

“Are you seeing someone?”

Blond »

“Sorta — I’ve got this on again/off again thing with a couple of football teams.”


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