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“Q and A #1!” • September 19, 2005

A few selected short ones!


Q.  How do you tell the difference between a pit bull with rabies and a blond with PMS?

A.  The blond is the one with the gun.

 

Q.  What’s black, blue, and brown and found in a ditch?

A.  A brunette who’s told one too many blond jokes!

 

Q.  How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A.  One!

 

Q.  Why are blond jokes so dumb?

A.  So the guys can understand them!

 

Q.  Why was the blond upset when she got her Driver’s License?

A.  Because she got an F in sex!

 

Q.  Why are there so many blond jokes?

A.  Because redheads and brunettes have to have something to do on the weekends!

 

Q.  What is the definition of eternity?

A.  Four blondes at a four way stop!

 

Q.  How did the blond explain how her helicopter crashed?

A.  She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.

 

Q.  How does a blond get pregnant?

A.  And I thought blondes were dumb!

 

Q.  What does a blond make best for dinner?

A.  Reservations!

 

Q.  Why did the blond quality inspector get fired from the M&M factory?

A.  She threw away all the W’s, E’s, and 3’s!

 

Q.  How many blondes does it take to play tag?

A.  One!

 

Q.  How do you make a blond laugh on Monday?

A.  You tell her a joke on Friday!

 

Q.  What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

A.  Last year’s hide and seek champion!

 

Q.  Why are there no dumb brunettes?

A.  Peroxide!

 

Q.  What’s a blonde’s mating call?

A.  I’m *sooooo* drunk!

 

Q.  What’s a brunette’s mating call?

A.  Has that blond left yet?


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