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This one is guaranteed to be different than what you expect!
I wasn't very good at French myself!
Sometimes we all need a little memory help!
Who said Blondes were dumb?
OK – maybe some are a little dumb!
Been there – done that!
I might give it a try – could be a whole new art form!
It's all relative – just ask Einstein!
A diagnosis from Dr. Tacky, M.D.
The divine joys of blondeness!!!
Guys seem to like this one – but then – THEY would!
Makes perfect sense to me!
I think she's got a very valid point!
I should be so lucky!
The perfect inflation proof ploy!
Don't you just love a happy ending?
I wonder how many lawyers showed up after this?
It kind of makes you wonder why anyone would try fishing.
There's got to be some kind of FTC advertising problem here!
Some people say the tackiest things!
I don't know why they're complaining – they got their money back!
The grass is always greener on the other side!
A simple mistake that could happen to anyone!
No dumb blond coed to be found here!
The wages of sin are mighty indeed!
Adding insult to injury!
It's nice to know what the fight was all about!
But what about Atchafalaya and Tchoupitoulas?
A brand new literary critic!
Practice makes perfect!
By hook or by crook – whatever it takes!
All good things come to she who waits!
Sometimes language can REALLY be offensive!
It’s not what you say but how you say it!
Life can be SO difficult at times!
This will REALLY make you wonder about people!
And the perils of following your doctor’s advice!
Wrong numbers can be such a problem!
I don’t agree with most of his stuff, but he nailed this one!
The wonders of modern science!!
This one is TOTALLY tacky nonsense!
If only guys would listen to us girls!
Who says guys are sneaky!
People line up to be tacky to us blondes!
This could be a slight career obstacle!
Guys are such wimps!
Blondes are very wily!
Best to look before you leap!
So much for recycling white elephants!
There should be a law against guys!
Another example of wily blond superiority!
How true it is!
I think I’d best not make any comments about this one!
It pays to study your lessons carefully!
You’ve got to be careful what you teach us blondes!
It’s OK – I can do this – I went to both schools!
Boys will always be boys!
Some things are really tough for guys!
Inspiration can strike at inopportune moments!
I may have to give this a try myself!
I don’t think even I’ve got the guts for this!
Sometimes the cure is worse than the ailment!
Sometimes the gulf seems to be impossibly wide!
Wish I’d have thought of this back in college!
Bet a lot of you gals would do the same thing!
Thank goodness she paid attention in class!
Might be a good time to consider a change of profession!
Kind of makes you wonder about that super low bargain airfare!
Tough way to earn a living!
I really hate it when things like this happen!
It’s not wise to mess with a blond!
Welcome to graduate school!!
Very creative marketing!
A simple mistake that could happen to anyone!
Particularly if the cat is a blonde’s cat!
I think I’ll wisely skip commenting about this one!
Language is so ambiguous at times!
The joy of just desserts!
I think I may have lived in the same building a while back!
What an harrowing experience!
You can’t really blame her!
At last the Truth is revealed!
It was only one stupid letter that was wrong!
Won’t they ever learn to not mess with us blondes?
The eternal joys of blondeness!
This one is a real tragedy!
Got to be careful what you do and where you do it!
I figure I’m providing a community service!
Who keeps saying blondes are dumb??
Just goes to show who you can trust!
I don’t know what he’s so upset about!!
She was just being truthful!
There’s some things you probably don’t want to know!
It’s worth a try for a gorgeous blond!!
Hey! It was worth a shot!
She was just following instructions!
It pays to check things out very carefully!!!
I don’t think so!
I’d only have to be told once, too!!!
It just takes the right approach!!
The solution is obvious!!
She learned her lesson very well!
Off to a bad start!
You can’t even trust OLD guys!!!
Gotta be careful who you sit beside!!
There should be laws against GUYS!!!
Sometimes the odds ARE in the shooter’s favor!
Gonna be an interesting court case!!
Of course, I would never do such a despicable thing!
I’m gonna have to give this a try myself!!!
You’ve got to watch what you say!
No dumb blond to be found here!!
She gave him just what he asked for!
Got to be careful during job interviews!!
A very profitable discovery!!
Sometimes it’s really hard to get everything right!
There’s always a silver lining!!
It doesn’t hurt just to dream!!
How very true it is!!!
I’m gonna have to try this one!!
Bet she’s not the only one that thinks that!!
What goes around, comes around!!
Won’t guys ever learn!!
Oh well, it doesn’t hurt to dream!!
Gotta carefully look left and right!!
She’s obviously a very careful driver!!
I’ll bet he has a very ‘dogged’ defense!!
It pays to read the fine print – and between the lines, too!!
Sometimes you just gotta re-evaluate things!!
There should be an open season on wise guys!!
The woes of having an older brother!!!
We’ve all got to learn sometime!!
It seems a very logical question to me!
And a little good news – bad news!!
Who knows – maybe she was right!!
I’m sure at least one end was correct!!
Double teaming blondes!!
Probably a sun issue!!
Sounds like a very good idea to me!!!
Now we know the reason!!!
It’s obviously a male conspiracy!!
Or more exactly, Trouble, Trouble, Trouble!!
I’d have to agree with her!!
I absolutely LOVE their idea!!
This is hitting guys where it really hurts!!
Well – that explains that!!
Hope his wife understood!!
He’s convinced me, too!!
I wonder what a ticket cost back then??
Bet she wouldn’t like tipping cows either!
Very perilous occupation!!
Never mess with a blond, even a little one!!
That might make it a little more difficult!
There’s more than one time I’d have agreed with her!!
That’ll probably be her last trip out with him!!
Some guys will never learn! Yeah, this one’s twisted, too!
I think this is called pyramid selling!!
You can’t really blame the guy!!
Even I find this one a little tacky (but just a little!)
Got to be very careful how you word your questions to blondes!!
Excuse me – I’ve got some letter writing to do!!!
It’d be interesting to hear what was said next!!
You’ve got to watch guys that gamble!!
Maybe It’s mind over matter!!
Or then again, maybe it’s not!!
You gotta really watch what little blondes say!!
You gotta do whatever it takes!!
Or maybe just a wise blond!!
And apparently their last!!
There really, REALLY should be a law against guys!
He’s definitely got a valid point!!
Turn about and all that!!
I’m glad I missed out on this class!
A rather naughty and very twisted tale!! It’s not what you think!!
Let’s see just how naughty your mind is!!
When you’re desperate you’ll do anything!!
Sometimes you’re just in the wrong place at the wrong time!
My how things can change overnight!
How to tell when you should have stayed in bed!
A few more indications!
A few more indications!
A few quaint ways to express your disgust!
A few more useful expressions!
And yet a few more!
How to avoid unwanted attention when you’re a really hot blond!
A few more tips for all you hot gals!
And still a few more tips!
And even still more tips!
And here we go with even more tips!
A few selected short ones!
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