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“Early Birds and Worms!” • October 18, 2006

It all depends on your viewpoint!

A young bird, (about at the teenage level,) woke up hungry and went to get some worms for breakfast.  However, since he was a teenager, he had slept until noon and all the worms were gone — the other birds had beaten him to them!!

He was REALLY hungry now, (he was after all a teenage GUY bird,) so he complained to his mom.  “I’m starving and all the worms are gone!!”

“Serves you right for sleeping until noon!  Remember — the early bird gets the worm!!”

The bird thought that getting up early was a super crummy idea — but — he was really hungry — so next morning he set his alarm clock for a little before dawn.

When it rang the next morning, he rushed out into the field and waited by the worm holes — and sure enough — as soon as the sun came up, the worms started crawling out — and he ate and ate and ate and ate, (remember he’s a guy and we all know they eat like tyrannosaurs!)

And the moral of the story is — sometimes it’s REALLY SMART to sleep late — particularly if you’re a worm!!



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