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Meredith Announces SEX CHANGE!

October 18, 2006

Now the truth can finally be revealed!!


Reporter »

“In this Meredith Tattler exclusive interview, Meredith frankly discusses this most shocking of revelations.”

“When did you first start thinking about this, Miss Wilson?”

Meredith »

“Well — I’ve really been considering it for a long time.  At first I really didn’t pay much attention to it, but then over time it — well the desire really started to grow on me.”

Reporter »

“This desire — could you tell us more about it?”

Meredith »

“Well — it’s kind of embarrassing, but I found myself growing more envious of the guys.  You know, it was kind of like — well — I wanted the same thing they had.  I mean — why should I have to suffer just because I was a girl.”

Reporter »

“So this desire turned into sort of a fixation?”

Meredith »

“I guess, although fixation might be a little strong.  Mostly it was just a need that I felt — particularly in times of stress.”

Reporter »

“And so eventually, you decided to take the plunge?”

Meredith »

“It wasn’t that abrupt.  I really did weigh the pros and cons for a long time.  But — well — I think when the plumbing issues started — that’s when I really knew in my heart of hearts that something had to be done.”

Reporter »

“Did you make this decision all alone, or did you discuss it with your intimates?”

Meredith »

“No, it wasn’t made alone.  I talked it over with a number of people.  Roger thought it was totally ridiculous!  He said I was losing my mind to make such a big deal out of it.  Miss DNA — and the rest of the girls — there were all really sympathetic because they knew of the problems.  And after a lot of soul searching, I eventually went to talk to THE Boss about it.”

Reporter »

“You discussed it with THE Boss?”

Meredith »

“Of course!  There was no way that I could afford something that expensive by myself.  And — I’d need his permission before I could start the changeover.”

Reporter »

“What was his response?”

Meredith »

“Initially it was about the same as Roger’s.  He figured I’d lost my mind — or at least was making a real mountain out of a molehill.  But I kept talking and explaining — and then Miss DNA joined me — and she talked about it, too.  We both talked and talked and talked — and finally, THE Boss gave in.”

Reporter »

“So THE Boss is the one footing the bill?”

Meredith »

“Yeah — he’s paying for the whole thing.  He’s really a nice man — very caring and understanding.  It just took a while for him to fully realize how serious the issue was.”

Reporter »

“How soon are you planning to make the change?”

Meredith »

“Once THE Boss agreed, I felt it was best to start as soon as possible.  Next Monday is when everything gets going.  I know the transition period is going to be difficult for everyone — and I certainly didn’t want anyone to be caught by surprise — so that’s why I sent the e-mail announcement out to everybody.  I know there is going to be some confusion — people are going to forget at times — but hopefully everything can be done as smoothly as possible.”

Reporter »

“How long will it take for the changeover?”

Meredith »

“Well — there is a lot of plumbing that has to be rerouted — that’s gonna be the hardest part.”

Reporter »

“I can imagine.”

Meredith »

“And then once that’s completed, the cosmetic changes can be done pretty quickly.”

Reporter »

“How much time are you really talking about?”

Meredith »

“Well — they won’t know for sure until they really get inside, but if they don’t run into some really big problems, everything should be completed in a week to ten days.  They’ve got to allow a few days of course for the paint to dry.”

Reporter »

“Uh — paint??”

Meredith »

“Yeah, paint.  Something has to be done about the sickly institutional green!”

Reporter »

“Green???”

Meredith »

“Yeah, green.  You know, on the stalls and wall.  Both bathrooms look like you’re inside a prison.  Miss DNA and I looked over the paint samples and decided on some really pretty pastels.  And we’re replacing all the fixtures rather than just moving them.  It’s gonna be really super nice.  It should have been done long ago — it should have been done from the start.  I mean, how much sense does it make for the guys to have two urinals and five stalls while we girls have to fight over two stalls.  There wasn’t any room to expand the ladies’ restroom, so the obvious solution was to swap them around.  We’ll have five stalls, the guys will have two stalls and two urinals.  This little “sex swap” at the office is gonna be a real paradise!  And with all new fixtures and new piping, we shouldn’t have to worry about any of them breaking down anymore.  That’s what was really the final straw — when we girls were down to one stall while they tried to fix the plumbing in the other one!!”

Reporter »

“Ummm — thank you Miss Wilson for the fascinating revelations.”

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Meredith »

By the way — if any of you think I’m going to apologize for this, you don’t know this little blond very well!  Just stay tuned to the rest of the articles — and remember — you have now been warned!!


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