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|“Alligators!!! : 2” • February 21, 2005|
A lot of people think I’ve got a pretty easy job. Just walk around through the architectural animations, etc. But it’s pretty hard to get just the right look in each situation. And we always end up doing a lot of different takes.
AND – sometimes people get some really ‘artsy’ ideas that darn near get me killed!!
We went over to this little pond for a photo shoot. I didn’t know it was going to be a nude one – and at high noon – and in a residential area! You wouldn’t believe the things I have to do around here!
Anyway, after I shucked off my clothes, the director had me just sort of wading around slowly in front of the cattails. The water was almost perfectly still and I was walking really carefully to avoid stirring up the bottom – and to keep from splashing water up – AND – because I couldn’t see what I was stepping on.
All I knew was that something was squishing up between my toes. It was also kind of slippery and I sure didn’t want to fall down in it so I was kind of tightrope balancing along as I walked.
The photographer was snapping shots away and then yelled, “You’re too stiff, Meredith. You look like you’re walking on eggs.”
“You try walking out here – it’s slippery – and I can’t see anything in the water.”
“Please just walk normal so we can wrap this thing up and get some lunch – I’m hungry – come on, hurry it up. There’s nothing in the water – the pond’s probably too small for any alligators.”
Alligators? Alligators! ALLIGATORS!!
SO – now you know why my eyes are freaking out looking in six directions at once – and why Meredith maybe can’t ‘walk on water,’ but she sure can run on it!
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This one is in Color, in Landscape Format, and with my Natural Bottom!
This is the Current Picture being displayed above. It’s in Gray Scale, in Landscape Format, and with my Natural Bottom!
This one is in Color, in Portrait Format, and with my Natural Bottom!
This one is in Gray Scale, in Portrait Format, and with my Natural Bottom!
This one is in Color, in Tall Format, and with my Natural Bottom!
This one is in Gray Scale, in Tall Format, and with my Natural Bottom!
This one is in Color, in Landscape Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!
This one is in Gray Scale, in Landscape Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!
This one is in Color, in Portrait Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!
This one is in Gray Scale, in Portrait Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!
This one is in Color, in Tall Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!
This one is in Gray Scale, in Tall Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!
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This picture of a sexually aggressive girl has gotten me in some trouble before, but I still like it! Hope you do, too! It’s in Color, in Landscape Format!
Roger likes my goofy smile in this picture! It’ll be interesting to see what you think! It’s in Color, in Portrait Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!
This picture reminds me of something from an old 50’s horror movie! The eyes are really wild! You probably shouldn’t turn your back on me! It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!
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This is my very first picture for my portfolio — an artsy little shot through the picture window. I think the soft reds turned out really cool! It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with my Natural Bottom! It’s tilted “Peeping Tom : 1”
This is a picture of a “tiny little problem” that Miss DNA and I had. You’d think someone that knows as much about computers as she does could do a better job of setting the sprinkler timer! It’s in Color, in Portrait Format! It’s tilted “Sprinkler Incident : 3”
The speeds are slower than Indianapolis but the excitement is just as pitched! It’s in Color, in Portrait Format! It’s tilted “Desk Chair Racing! : 1”
It has links to the “Digital Jogging Trail”, “Day’s End”, “Day’s End for Roger”, “Day’s End Close Up”, “Princess”, “Nude Princess”, “Adagio Sostenuto”, “Sprinkler Incident”, “Alligators!!!”, “Desk Chair Racing!”, “Parish Hall”, and “Weasels!” families of pictures.
This is a large collection of pictures that show some of my day to day activities around MeredithLand™ both at work and during my free time. Roger took a lot of these, but certainly not all. Some of these are kinda sexy — some are VERY sexy — and some are just plain fun! Everyone gets into the act, too. You’ll be hearing from me, Roger, Jocelyn, Miss DNA, THE Boss, Connie, Kyla, and some of the other folks around the office — and Rick, Steven, George, Jeffrey, Tomás, April, Karl, and a few others will be showing up in time, too!
This is another gallery that ranges from serious to “not so serious.” It’s a collection of pictures about people — except one of them isn’t a “person” but he’s still a VERY important friend to me. We’ll be adding a lot more dedications to this one as time goes on. And Meredemon, (four syllables, “Mare Uh Dee Mun,”) will be getting her own gallery at some point also! She’s gonna be back to create just a few tiny little problems! You’d do well to stay on your best behavior!! And Miss Grzinchwallow will also be showing up in time to bring out the very worst behavior in me!!!
Holy Cats!! I finally made it to California! And to the Pacific! And the Mountains! Woo-Hoo!! My boyfriend Roger and I had a really terrific time staying at the house of THE Boss’ friend. It was super fancy and overlooked the Pacific — really fabulous! And — I know that pictures of other people’s vacation are usually really boooring — but I’ll bet that you’re really gonna like the shots that silver tongued Roger took of his “favorite scenery!!” We’ve got another trip west planned for the future. You’ll get to see even more “towering peaks!”
This will get you to ALL the fabulous Meredith galleries! Check out the sexy ones, the funny ones, the sexy ones, the serious ones, the sexy ones, the dressy ones, the sexy ones, the nude ones, the sexy ones, the everyday ones, the sexy ones, the adventure ones, the sexy ones, etc. (You get the idea!)
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|This picture was first posted to my web site on August 26, 2005.|
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