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|“‘Fraidy Cat : 1” • April 24, 2005|
OK, OK, Gimme a Break! Meredith is a big ‘fraidy cat! I can’t help it!
Thunderstorm? Get under the bed!
Lightning? Get under the bed!
Tornado? Get under the bed! (And I live in Tornado Alley – YIKES!)
It’s such a nice comfy secure place. I remember when I was little and I read the story about Smokey the Bear. His mother always told him in times of trouble to climb a tree. (We’ll assume he wasn’t a Grizzly Bear since they can’t climb trees – not too sure about Polar Bears either.)
Well – I didn’t think that the tree was such a great idea, but I liked the idea of having a place to hide when things got rough – which they did frequently – and beds are so convenient – so – in times of trouble, you’d find Meredith quivering under the bed.
And I’ve got reasons to be concerned about the weather – I’ve had a few close calls! Like tornadoes up close and personal wiping out the service station on the other side of the stop light! And lightning popping even closer than that! YIKES!
But where it really started was back when I was just a little brat. I spent a lot of time under the bed, not hiding from the wrath of nature, but wrath of a different kind!
The usual instigator for me needing a safe hideout was when I had to bring home one of ‘those notes’ from school to get signed. Please understand that I was a really good little girl and never got into trouble or anything – except –
That on a fairly regular basis I would come trudging in with a note saying:
“Meredith is very bright and an excellent student but the child has not closed her mouth since she first walked into my class in September. How DO YOU shut her up?”
And even worse, I’d have to go back with some really tacky note to give to the teacher saying something like, “We don’t have a clue how to shut her up. If you find out, let us know IMMEDIATELY!”
So – between Texas weather and my big mouth – I still spend a LOT of time under the bed!!
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This is my very first picture for my portfolio — an artsy little shot through the picture window. I think the soft reds turned out really cool! It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with my Natural Bottom! It’s tilted “Peeping Tom : 1”
Varmints come in all sizes and varieties — and some only have two legs! It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with my Waxed Bottom! It’s tilted “Weasels! : 3”
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This is another gallery that ranges from serious to “not so serious.” It’s a collection of pictures about people — except one of them isn’t a “person” but he’s still a VERY important friend to me. We’ll be adding a lot more dedications to this one as time goes on. And Meredemon, (four syllables, “Mare Uh Dee Mun,”) will be getting her own gallery at some point also! She’s gonna be back to create just a few tiny little problems! You’d do well to stay on your best behavior!! And Miss Grzinchwallow will also be showing up in time to bring out the very worst behavior in me!!!
Holy Cats!! I finally made it to California! And to the Pacific! And the Mountains! Woo-Hoo!! My boyfriend Roger and I had a really terrific time staying at the house of THE Boss’ friend. It was super fancy and overlooked the Pacific — really fabulous! And — I know that pictures of other people’s vacation are usually really boooring — but I’ll bet that you’re really gonna like the shots that silver tongued Roger took of his “favorite scenery!!” We’ve got another trip west planned for the future. You’ll get to see even more “towering peaks!”
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