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“Weasels! : 2” • May 1, 2005
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We guys were straightening up and I ran across this Polaroid photo from last fall.  I’d kind of forgotten about it, but when I saw it, I figured maybe I’d share it with you and tell you about the weasels.

I really hate doing any kind of house cleaning stuff – I mean, what a waste – but the girls have really been giving us guys a bunch of grief about our places, so to shut them up, we all pitched in and did a little clean up.  You always hear people talking about spring cleaning, so we figure once a year ought to be enough.  You don’t ever hear any mention of cleaning in any other season – every spring ought to do it.  But girls must have some kind of mutated ‘cleaning gene’ or something – maybe it’s pathological – makes me crazy.  Women!

Anyway, I found this picture buried under a few magazines – and bills and newspapers and pizza boxes and other stuff and I had to laugh again.

Last fall when Meredith was staying with Jocelyn, Connie, and Kyla, I stopped by one Saturday morning to see if she wanted to make one last run to the beach before winter rolled in.  Jocelyn was out of town – way out of town – back in Scotland visiting her mom.  Connie and Kyla were off somewhere doing God knows what – getting nails repaired or hair primped or some other girl stuff.  I’d tried to call Meredith, but didn’t get an answer, so I stopped by.

Since Connie and Kyla were gone, I parked on the side of the house, they live on a corner, so I wouldn’t block their driveway in case they showed up.  I was walking around their backyard fence to the front and when I passed under this big old oak tree, a little branch fell down right in front of me – darn near hit me on the head.

So – I looked up – and there were the two weasels from the next door neighbor’s house – hanging on a branch and trying to stay out of sight.  If you’ve ever been around weasels, you know how they get into everything and get into trouble all the time.  And these two were no different.

Particularly since these two weasels weren’t the furry kind from the pet store but were the neighbors’ twin eleven year old boys.  I figured they didn’t have a lot of business up in that tree – particularly as suspicious as they looked, so I made them get down.  And that’s when I saw the old Polaroid camera they’d borrowed from their parents to take ‘nature’ pictures for some school project.  AND – that’s when I saw that they hadn’t been up in the tree taking pictures of birds with it.

After a few threats about having a talk with their mom about what they were doing, (me being a responsible adult and all,) they agreed to cool it – and I confiscated their ‘nature photograph’ of a certain sleeping sun bathing blond.

I thought about telling Meredith and the other girls about what the kids had been doing, but – hey, no real harm done – and they get into enough trouble already.  (And besides I was an eleven year old boy once myself!!)

So I just kept the picture.



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“Weasels! : 1”

This one is in Color, in Landscape Format, and with my Natural Bottom!

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“Weasels! : 2”

This is the Current Picture being displayed above.  It’s in Gray Scale, in Landscape Format, and with my Natural Bottom!

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“Weasels! : 3”

This one is in Color, in Landscape Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!

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“Weasels! : 4”

This one is in Gray Scale, in Landscape Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!

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“Last Rays of Autumn : 3”

A cold, wet Texas winter is just around the corner.  A last chance in late Indian summer to catch a few rays!  It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with my Waxed Bottom!

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This is my very first picture for my portfolio — an artsy little shot through the picture window.  I think the soft reds turned out really cool!  It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with my Natural Bottom!  It’s tilted “Peeping Tom : 1”

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I work with some REAL practical jokers!  I have to work overtime at getting even with them!  (By the way — we’re only even when I’m ahead!)  It’s in Color, in Portrait Format!  It’s tilted “Parish Hall : 1”

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Peace, comfort, and safety — sometimes we all need a convenient hideout!  It’s in Color, in Landscape Format!  It’s tilted “‘Fraidy Cat : 1”

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It has links to the “Digital Jogging Trail”, “Day’s End”, “Day’s End for Roger”, “Day’s End Close Up”, “Princess”, “Nude Princess”, “Adagio Sostenuto”, “Sprinkler Incident”, “Alligators!!!”, “Desk Chair Racing!”, “Parish Hall”, and “Weasels!” families of pictures.

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MAIN THUMBNAIL PAGE • @ Work & Play Gallery

This is a large collection of pictures that show some of my day to day activities around MeredithLand™ both at work and during my free time.  Roger took a lot of these, but certainly not all.  Some of these are kinda sexy — some are VERY sexy — and some are just plain fun!  Everyone gets into the act, too.  You’ll be hearing from me, Roger, Jocelyn, Miss DNA, THE Boss, Connie, Kyla, and some of the other folks around the office — and Rick, Steven, George, Jeffrey, Tomás, April, Karl, and a few others will be showing up in time, too!

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This is another gallery that ranges from serious to “not so serious.” It’s a collection of pictures about people — except one of them isn’t a “person” but he’s still a VERY important friend to me.  We’ll be adding a lot more dedications to this one as time goes on.  And Meredemon, (four syllables, “Mare Uh Dee Mun,”) will be getting her own gallery at some point also!  She’s gonna be back to create just a few tiny little problems!  You’d do well to stay on your best behavior!!  And Miss Grzinchwallow will also be showing up in time to bring out the very worst behavior in me!!!

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NEXT GALLERY • California Adventure Gallery

Holy Cats!!  I finally made it to California!  And to the Pacific!  And the Mountains!  Woo-Hoo!!  My boyfriend Roger and I had a really terrific time staying at the house of THE Boss’ friend.  It was super fancy and overlooked the Pacific — really fabulous!  And — I know that pictures of other people’s vacation are usually really boooring — but I’ll bet that you’re really gonna like the shots that silver tongued Roger took of his “favorite scenery!!” We’ve got another trip west planned for the future.  You’ll get to see even more “towering peaks!”

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This will get you to ALL the fabulous Meredith galleries! Check out the sexy ones, the funny ones, the sexy ones, the serious ones, the sexy ones, the dressy ones, the sexy ones, the nude ones, the sexy ones, the everyday ones, the sexy ones, the adventure ones, the sexy ones, etc. (You get the idea!)

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This takes you to the Table of Contents of MeredithLand™ — otherwise known as the ‘Center of the Universe.’  You’ll want to spend a lot of time there exploring all the cool places in MeredithLand™ and in particular, you’ll want to check out all the incredible goodies in MeredithMart™!  Just think how impressed everyone will be with your good taste!

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So — are you gonna download some extraordinary Meredith wallpaper or not?  We’ve got them in FIFTEEN different sizes to fit almost every kind of monitor and screen resolution.  So — click the link and dress up your computer with “Weasels! : 2” right now!  (And if you don’t, Meredemon might just stop by for a little visit!)

This picture was first posted to my web site on August 26, 2005.

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