|The Website all about ME!!!|
|“Trick or Treat! : 1” • October 31, 2005|
Surprise! Surprise! Heading your way is even more —
As the fall holiday season kicks into gear and most people take on a festive attitude, a few sourpusses seem to have a different viewpoint.
“SO — let’s kick off this episode of Woodland Wildlife! Take it away, Brandlehurst!!!”
“Thank you, Dear.”
“Like some kind of disgusting overgrown hairless monkeys, the Woodland Meredith (tatalicious incrediblus) and Scottish Jocelyn (melonabus deliciosius) herds are highly imitative. After observing children going door to door ‘trick or treating’ during the previous Halloween, they made a determined effort to reap similar benefits for themselves this year.”
“They are after all the most vile of nature’s opportunists!! Donning multicolored all too appropriate bandit masks, (which were improvised from odd scraps of paper and fabric they doubtlessly stole,) they imitated the children and began ringing all the doorbells in town seeking handouts.”
“However, I secretly observed that each had a substantial supply of different masks — and that upon discovering a particularly gullible fool that loaded them up with goodies, they would change masks out of sight and go back to the same door time after time! And using their infernal cell phones, they called in all their other ‘gang members’ in the area. (Memo to self — write congressman again and demand federal law banning wildlife from using cell phones!)”
“They have even pushed their level of ‘trick or treat’ greed to an entirely new level. Instead of waiting for dark, they began their activities much earlier in the day — right after the merchants opened. And in particular — immediately after the BANKS opened. While continuing to collect more than a responsible share of candy and goodies, they primarily targeted their outrageous trick or treating to the acquisition of large denomination greenbacks and high limit credit cards.”
“It is beyond all rational belief that anyone would willingly give money to a marauding herd of naked blondes! They should all be blasted out of existence! That would be quite a satisfying Treat for Me and quite a Trick on Them!!! Who says I have no Halloween spirit? HAH!!!!”
“You not only don’t have any Halloween spirit, I think you’re just plain mean, Brandlehurst!! How could you possibly think ill of such sweet and lovely creatures! I hope you’ll be a little more tolerant of them when Santa starts making his rounds. In fact, I think Santa might just put you permanently on his ‘naughty’ list if you keep talking like that!”
“Santa will never know anything about anything!”
“Someone might just write him a letter — think it over, Buster!”
“No one likes a tattletale, Dear!”
“And no one likes a sourpuss, either!”
“This has obviously been a special holiday edition of —”
Stay tuned for even more Woodland Wildlife Show adventures!!
PS — I don’t know what Brandlehurst has against Halloween. He’s already wearing a perfect fright mask!
It’s time to really rev up your CQ, (Coolness Quotient,) and send it zooming right off the top of the scale!! Get an incredible Signature Meredith™ of “Trick or Treat! : 1” today and watch your Coolth soar! It’s available in standard sizes from an intimate 10 inches by 8 inches, (about 21 inches by 19 inches with frame and matte,) up to a wall filling 30 inches by 24 inches, )about 41 inches by 35 inches with frame and matte.) We also do additional custom sizes. Each is hand signed and numbered and handcrafted in the finest museum presentation tradition. It’s also available as a budget friendly genuine Meredith Poster. And for selected poses, you can own a fabulous Life Size Meredith Cutout for wall or floor display! Check out all the details on the Buy Me page! It doesn’t matter what your CQ is already — everyone always needs a little boost of Coolth!! So grab a Fabulous Signature Meredith™ today!! Better still, grab a handful — or a double handful — or just load up a semi!! And don’t forget all the other coolth exuding treasures in MeredithMart™!
This is the Current Picture being displayed above. It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with the herd's Natural Bottoms!
This one is in Gray Scale, in Landscape Format, and with the herd's Natural Bottoms!
|Woodland Wildlife Show Gallery Navigation|
So they wake up a little cranky in the morning — big deal! Doesn’t everyone? It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with the herd's Natural Bottoms! It’s tilted “Daybreak : 1”
What a thoroughly delightful golf story — and with such a happy ending!! It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with the herd's Natural Bottoms! It’s tilted “Links Infestation : 1”
Looks like old Brandelhurst has really got himself in trouble this time! It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with the herd's Natural Bottoms! It’s tilted “Santa Preparations : 1”
It has links to the “Quick Thinking!”, “Stalemate!”, “Obvious Solution”, “Hunting Party”, “The Captive!”, “Joy Ride”, “Parking Lot Pranks”, “Links Infestation”, “Trick or Treat!”, “Santa Preparations”, and “Shocking Development” families of pictures.
This is the ongoing wildlife nature show following the naked blond herds of Woodland Meredith’s (gazoongabus thunderiffic) and Scottish Jocelyn’s (hooteratii heroicus) as they live out their carefree lives in our local urban forest. The Woodland Meredith’s and Scottish Jocelyn’s are wild animals — you know, like deer, or squirrels, or something — that by an incredible coincidence, just happen to look like me and my sister Jocelyn! That can lead a to a few problems of mistaken identify at times! The show is hosted by world renowned nature researcher Brandlehurst Thistlebot (with a little help from yours truly!) Brandlehurst has had his share of mishaps with the herd and now finds himself matching wits with them on a daily basis (and not doing too well in the wit matching department!) In fact, he even quit at one point — but returned with a certain dark cloud of rumors hanging about his head! So — On With The Show!!! PS — it might be a good idea to lock up your cash, valuables, and particularly high limit credit cards before you get too close to these woodland fauna!!
This is the place to check how my campaign for President in 2008, (and Jocelyn’s for Vice-President,) is shaping up. AND — you can also check on the status of those billion dollar dump truck loads of money that’ll be rolling to your driveway!! We’ve really been working hard at our campaign strategy and had a gazillion details to take care of. And we’ve also been keeping a close eye on Dweebert Possiltot and his PMS/Weevil Party. Dweebert is running against me for President. (He’s still trying to find some species that will serve as his Vice-Presidential running mate. Good Luck!) Just remember that Wilson/Albright is the ticket for 2008!! Peace, Prosperity, and Pink Flamingos are coming your way!!
Just when you thought that California couldn’t possibly get any stranger — Merezilla appeared out of the ocean one day off the northern coastline. (Only three syllables, “Mare Zil Luh.”) Despite what fuddy duddy Professor Brandelhurst Thistlebot thinks, (he’s on loan as narrator from the Woodland Wildlife show,) Merezilla certainly isn’t a monster. I mean, how could she possibly be a monster — she looks like me!!! She’s a really sweet girl — and blond — and 2000 foot tall — with a really bad case of the munchies — that’s gets her into just a tiny little insignificant bit of trouble! (Give the girl a break — they’re always having to rebuild San Francisco anyway! And we did manage to distract her so Los Angeles didn’t get eaten!) While the construction companies (and confectioners) work around the clock, we’ll be checking back in on Merezilla shortly. There’s a rumor, that she’s about to take a “walkabout” (as our Aussie friends would say) through the rest of the country. Watch for her to be terrorizing a city near you in the not too distance future. (You might want to consider moving to a really small town way, way out in the hinterlands!)
This will get you to ALL the fabulous Meredith galleries! Check out the sexy ones, the funny ones, the sexy ones, the serious ones, the sexy ones, the dressy ones, the sexy ones, the nude ones, the sexy ones, the everyday ones, the sexy ones, the adventure ones, the sexy ones, etc. (You get the idea!)
This takes you to the Table of Contents of MeredithLand™ — otherwise known as the ‘Center of the Universe.’ You’ll want to spend a lot of time there exploring all the cool places in MeredithLand™ and in particular, you’ll want to check out all the incredible goodies in MeredithMart™! Just think how impressed everyone will be with your good taste!
So — are you gonna download some fabulous Meredith wallpaper or not? We’ve got them in FIFTEEN different sizes to fit almost every kind of monitor and screen resolution. So — click the link and dress up your computer with “Trick or Treat! : 1” right now! (And if you don’t, Meredemon might just stop by for a little visit!)
|This picture was first posted to my web site on March 17, 2006.|
Last Updated: October 2006
Copyright © 2005 - 2006 Meredith Wilson Corporation. All Rights Reserved