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Trick or Treat! : 2
“Trick or Treat! : 2” • October 31, 2005
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Surprise!  Surprise!  Heading your way is even more —

MEREDITH MADNESS!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!

As the fall holiday season kicks into gear and most people take on a festive attitude, a few sourpusses seem to have a different viewpoint.

“SO — let’s kick off this episode of Woodland Wildlife!  Take it away, Brandlehurst!!!”

Brandelhurst »

“Thank you, Dear.”

“Like some kind of disgusting overgrown hairless monkeys, the Woodland Meredith (tatalicious incrediblus) and Scottish Jocelyn (melonabus deliciosius) herds are highly imitative.  After observing children going door to door ‘trick or treating’ during the previous Halloween, they made a determined effort to reap similar benefits for themselves this year.”

“They are after all the most vile of nature’s opportunists!!  Donning multicolored all too appropriate bandit masks, (which were improvised from odd scraps of paper and fabric they doubtlessly stole,) they imitated the children and began ringing all the doorbells in town seeking handouts.”

“However, I secretly observed that each had a substantial supply of different masks — and that upon discovering a particularly gullible fool that loaded them up with goodies, they would change masks out of sight and go back to the same door time after time!  And using their infernal cell phones, they called in all their other ‘gang members’ in the area.  (Memo to self — write congressman again and demand federal law banning wildlife from using cell phones!)”

“They have even pushed their level of ‘trick or treat’ greed to an entirely new level.  Instead of waiting for dark, they began their activities much earlier in the day — right after the merchants opened.  And in particular — immediately after the BANKS opened.  While continuing to collect more than a responsible share of candy and goodies, they primarily targeted their outrageous trick or treating to the acquisition of large denomination greenbacks and high limit credit cards.”

“It is beyond all rational belief that anyone would willingly give money to a marauding herd of naked blondes!  They should all be blasted out of existence!  That would be quite a satisfying Treat for Me and quite a Trick on Them!!!  Who says I have no Halloween spirit? HAH!!!!”

Meredith »

“You not only don’t have any Halloween spirit, I think you’re just plain mean, Brandlehurst!!  How could you possibly think ill of such sweet and lovely creatures!  I hope you’ll be a little more tolerant of them when Santa starts making his rounds.  In fact, I think Santa might just put you permanently on his ‘naughty’ list if you keep talking like that!”

Brandelhurst »

“Santa will never know anything about anything!”

Meredith »

“Someone might just write him a letter — think it over, Buster!”

Brandelhurst »

“No one likes a tattletale, Dear!”

Meredith »

“And no one likes a sourpuss, either!”

 

“This has obviously been a special holiday edition of —”

MEREDITH MADNESS!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!

Stay tuned for even more Woodland Wildlife Show adventures!!

Love,

Meredith

PS — I don’t know what Brandlehurst has against Halloween.  He’s already wearing a perfect fright mask!

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“Trick or Treat! : 1”

This one is in Color, in Landscape Format, and with the herd's Natural Bottoms!

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“Trick or Treat! : 2”

This is the Current Picture being displayed above.  It’s in Gray Scale, in Landscape Format, and with the herd's Natural Bottoms!

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FIRST PAGE • Woodland Wildlife Show Gallery

So they wake up a little cranky in the morning — big deal!  Doesn’t everyone?  It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with the herd's Natural Bottoms!  It’s tilted “Daybreak : 1”

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What a thoroughly delightful golf story — and with such a happy ending!!  It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with the herd's Natural Bottoms!  It’s tilted “Links Infestation : 1”

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NEXT PAGE • Woodland Wildlife Show Gallery

Looks like old Brandelhurst has really got himself in trouble this time!  It’s in Color, in Landscape Format, and with the herd's Natural Bottoms!  It’s tilted “Santa Preparations : 1”

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THUMBNAIL PAGE • Woodland Wildlife Show Gallery : 2

It has links to the “Quick Thinking!”, “Stalemate!”, “Obvious Solution”, “Hunting Party”, “The Captive!”, “Joy Ride”, “Parking Lot Pranks”, “Links Infestation”, “Trick or Treat!”, “Santa Preparations”, and “Shocking Development” families of pictures.

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MAIN THUMBNAIL PAGE • Woodland Wildlife Show Gallery

This is the ongoing wildlife nature show following the naked blond herds of Woodland Meredith’s (gazoongabus thunderiffic) and Scottish Jocelyn’s (hooteratii heroicus) as they live out their carefree lives in our local urban forest.  The Woodland Meredith’s and Scottish Jocelyn’s are wild animals — you know, like deer, or squirrels, or something — that by an incredible coincidence, just happen to look like me and my sister Jocelyn!  That can lead a to a few problems of mistaken identify at times!  The show is hosted by world renowned nature researcher Brandlehurst Thistlebot (with a little help from yours truly!) Brandlehurst has had his share of mishaps with the herd and now finds himself matching wits with them on a daily basis (and not doing too well in the wit matching department!) In fact, he even quit at one point — but returned with a certain dark cloud of rumors hanging about his head!  So — On With The Show!!!  PS — it might be a good idea to lock up your cash, valuables, and particularly high limit credit cards before you get too close to these woodland fauna!!

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Just when you thought that California couldn’t possibly get any stranger — Merezilla appeared out of the ocean one day off the northern coastline.  (Only three syllables, “Mare Zil Luh.”) Despite what fuddy duddy Professor Brandelhurst Thistlebot thinks, (he’s on loan as narrator from the Woodland Wildlife show,) Merezilla certainly isn’t a monster.  I mean, how could she possibly be a monster — she looks like me!!!   She’s a really sweet girl — and blond — and 2000 foot tall — with a really bad case of the munchies — that’s gets her into just a tiny little insignificant bit of trouble!  (Give the girl a break — they’re always having to rebuild San Francisco anyway!  And we did manage to distract her so Los Angeles didn’t get eaten!) While the construction companies (and confectioners) work around the clock, we’ll be checking back in on Merezilla shortly.  There’s a rumor, that she’s about to take a “walkabout” (as our Aussie friends would say) through the rest of the country.  Watch for her to be terrorizing a city near you in the not too distance future.  (You might want to consider moving to a really small town way, way out in the hinterlands!)

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This is the spot to download fantastic Meredith wallpaper like “Trick or Treat! : 2”.  You can select from FIFTEEN different sizes to cover almost every monitor size.  (And If you’ve got some kind of funky monitor that it won’t fit, then you should change monitors immediately!)  So snaz up your computer system today!

This picture was first posted to my web site on March 17, 2006.

Last Updated: October 2006


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