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This is the ongoing wildlife nature show following the naked blond herds of Woodland Meredith’s (gazoongabus thunderiffic) and Scottish Jocelyn’s (hooteratii heroicus) as they live out their carefree lives in our local urban forest. The Woodland Meredith’s and Scottish Jocelyn’s are wild animals — you know, like deer, or squirrels, or something — that by an incredible coincidence, just happen to look like me and my sister Jocelyn! That can lead a to a few problems of mistaken identify at times! The show is hosted by world renowned nature researcher Brandlehurst Thistlebot (with a little help from yours truly!) Brandlehurst has had his share of mishaps with the herd and now finds himself matching wits with them on a daily basis (and not doing too well in the wit matching department!) In fact, he even quit at one point — but returned with a certain dark cloud of rumors hanging about his head! So — On With The Show!!! PS — it might be a good idea to lock up your cash, valuables, and particularly high limit credit cards before you get too close to these woodland fauna!!
It has links to the “Daybreak”, “Gathering Herd”, “Anticipation”, “Watering Hole”, “Morning Bath”, “Grooming Ritual”, “High Alert!”, “Stampede!!!”, “Solicitation”, “Ominous Note!”, “Innocent Arrival”, and “The Horror!!” families of pictures.
It has links to the “Quick Thinking!”, “Stalemate!”, “Obvious Solution”, “Hunting Party”, “The Captive!”, “Joy Ride”, “Parking Lot Pranks”, “Links Infestation”, “Trick or Treat!”, “Santa Preparations”, and “Shocking Development” families of pictures.
This is the place to check how my campaign for President in 2008, (and Jocelyn’s for Vice-President,) is shaping up. AND — you can also check on the status of those billion dollar dump truck loads of money that’ll be rolling to your driveway!! We’ve really been working hard at our campaign strategy and had a gazillion details to take care of. And we’ve also been keeping a close eye on Dweebert Possiltot and his PMS/Weevil Party. Dweebert is running against me for President. (He’s still trying to find some species that will serve as his Vice-Presidential running mate. Good Luck!) Just remember that Wilson/Albright is the ticket for 2008!! Peace, Prosperity, and Pink Flamingos are coming your way!!
Just when you thought that California couldn’t possibly get any stranger — Merezilla appeared out of the ocean one day off the northern coastline. (Only three syllables, “Mare Zil Luh.”) Despite what fuddy duddy Professor Brandelhurst Thistlebot thinks, (he’s on loan as narrator from the Woodland Wildlife show,) Merezilla certainly isn’t a monster. I mean, how could she possibly be a monster — she looks like me!!! She’s a really sweet girl — and blond — and 2000 foot tall — with a really bad case of the munchies — that’s gets her into just a tiny little insignificant bit of trouble! (Give the girl a break — they’re always having to rebuild San Francisco anyway! And we did manage to distract her so Los Angeles didn’t get eaten!) While the construction companies (and confectioners) work around the clock, we’ll be checking back in on Merezilla shortly. There’s a rumor, that she’s about to take a “walkabout” (as our Aussie friends would say) through the rest of the country. Watch for her to be terrorizing a city near you in the not too distance future. (You might want to consider moving to a really small town way, way out in the hinterlands!)
This will get you to ALL the fabulous Meredith galleries! Check out the sexy ones, the funny ones, the sexy ones, the serious ones, the sexy ones, the dressy ones, the sexy ones, the nude ones, the sexy ones, the everyday ones, the sexy ones, the adventure ones, the sexy ones, etc. (You get the idea!)
This takes you to the Heart of MeredithLand™ and will get you anywhere you want to go! And show you anything you want to SEE! AND — it will get you to all the treasures of MeredithMart™ so you can give your credit card some well needed exercise! Think how much happier it will be!
Last Updated: October 2006
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